Furthermore, the smart mother does not buy chocolate when the children are present.
In such a case the mother might as well not bother to hide the chocolate in her pantie drawer, because guilt will coerce her into sharing.
Secret guilt, now that's different. I'm experiencing severe withdrawals, waiting for a chance to go to the store alone and restock my stash.
I predict my next post will be a lament over weight gained and clothes that no longer fit.