Does anyone remember the name of the lady teacher in the old morning program "Romper Room"? It was a really hokey program. The lady would look into her magic mirror and see all the boys and girls in TV-land who were watching. She would greet them, and when your child heard his name, he would think she was looking at him through the television. (Were we who were little kids back then really that dumb? Mine aren't...) Well, that is who I am today. I am the Romper Room lady. I really like that Neocounter on my right side-bar. I want to sit here with my magic mirror and say, "I see you, Iceland! Welcome to the Romper Room, India. Oh, and there's Canada -- so glad you are with us today! And China and Germany and Denmark, oh! And there's South Africa and Venezuela! How nice of you to join us!" Now I just wish all these visitors would say Hello!